prézli - Carol of Bitches (feat. Blue M & nestee)

Album: Holy Shit (EP)
Status: promotional single
Written by: Blue M & nestee
Release date: 11/25/2012

[Intro (nestee)]
Santa Claus is coming to town
He got some gifts that make me frown
Bright jewels with a beautiful gown
All these stuffs just get me drown.
How the hell can you do this to me?
Is this a try to buy my love with money?
No need to get me a smart phone baby
There is no app for a Christmas tree
Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee
Light the way to the people who can’t see

[Verse 1 (prézli)]
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Follow Jesus to hell,
Christmas is about gifts, there’s nothing else to tell.
Love is not the point now,
And doesn’t matter how,
But I just want my gifts and a full night to chow.

[Pre-Chorus (prézli)]
An iPhone,
The philosopher’s stone,
I own everything known,
A gold throne.

[Chorus (Choir)]
Jesus Christ didn’t teach us to buy fucking gifts,
Just because it’s Christmas, you give us your shit.
Holiday is for shops, they get the profit,
Oh-oh-oh-oh
There are two exercises at the Advent time,
To make a lot of gifts, and find a place for mine.
These motherfuckers don’t know what’s love and fine.
Oh-oh-oh-oh

[Verse 2 (Blue M)] Silent night, holy night,
We ate until we died.
Catfish, turkey, lamb, whatever: let’s get some weight!
Open your big boxes,
Get your hundred pound-things!
And tell that Christmas is about love, not the gifts!

[Pre-Chorus (Blue M)]
An iPhone,
The philosopher’s stone,
I own everything known,
A gold throne.

[Chorus (Choir)]
Jesus Christ didn’t teach us to buy fucking gifts,
Just because it’s Christmas, you give us your shit.
Holiday is for shops, they get the profit,
Oh-oh-oh-oh
There are two exercises at the Advent time,
To make a lot of gifts, and find a place for mine.
These motherfuckers don’t know what’s love and fine.
Oh-oh-oh-oh

[Bridge (nestee)]
I would want a lot for Christmas
Cause I am the Devil’s mistress
Who the hell cares ‘bout the message, Jesus
Your words had become an evil business.
There’s not just one thing that I need
In this world where love only bleeds
Is it so hard to live for your creed?
The changed mood altered all the deeds?
But these questions are so needless
I’m starting to stand here speechless
‘Cause your attitude’s getting hopeless
Please make feelings more, and the money less.
Oh Lord make my wish come true
I’m asking “What more can you do?”
I wish only Santa would knew
All I want for Christmas is virtue.

[Chorus (Chorus)]
Jesus Christ didn’t teach us to buy fucking gifts,
Just because it’s Christmas, you give us your shit.
Holiday is for shops, they get the profit,
Oh-oh-oh-oh
There are two exercises at the Advent time,
To make a lot of gifts, and find a place for mine.
These motherfuckers don’t know what’s love and fine.
Oh-oh-oh-oh