prézli - Holy Shit (EP) [2012]

Release date: 11/25/2012
Recorded: 2012
Genre: Pop
Writers: Blue M & nestee
Producers: prézli, Blue M & nestee

Tracklist:
01. Carol of Bitches (feat. Blue M & nestee)
02. Santa (I Love You)
03. Gimme My Present
04. Pointed Birches
05. Pine Tree Leaf (feat. Blue M)
06. Holy Hog
07. SeXmas

prézli - SeXmas

Album: Holy Shit (EP)
Status: non-single
Written by: Blue M & nestee
Release date: 11/25/2012

[Intro]
I see them gifts underneath the Christmas tree
But I don’t need them just want you to please me

[Verse 1]
My first gift is a brand new CD
We’ll listen to it from bed baby
It can be our new music while we fuck
I will scream to the rhythm of the drum
My second gift is a brand new dress
I’m gonna take it off before sex
It can lie next to the bed while we fuck
I promise I will wear it when we’re done

[Pre-Chorus]
What is the use of fancy gifts
If what I need is touch and kiss…
Merry SeXmas baby

prézli - Holy Hog

Album: Holy Shit
Status: non-single
Written by: Blue M & nestee
Release date: 11/25/2012

[Intro]
Don’t you wanna catch me,
Under the Christmas tree
Don’t you wanna catch me?
This night is so holy
Don’t you wanna catch me,
Under the Christmas tree
Don’t you wanna catch me?
This night is so holy

[Verse 1]
Christmas night is not for sex,
Tonight what I want is less,
And if you want it so fucking hard, use only your hands!
You don’t care ‘bout holidays,
It won’t be a holy race,
So everything you can see of me tonight is my face (o-ooh)

[Chorus]
Why are you such a dirty santa, boy?
I want some real presents, I don’t want sex toys
And you can’t fuck me how you want me, because that’s not how I like Christmas.
Yeah, why don’t you calm down and sing a song?
Why don’t you see you are just so wrong?
Yeah, I’m not that easy, so enjoy this sweet holiday, let’s play real chess.

prézli - Pine Tree Leaf (feat. Blue M)

Album: Holy Shit (EP)
Status: non-single
Written by: Blue M & nestee
Release date: 11/25/2012

[Verse 1 (Prézli)]
God, I’m a virgin and I’m 30 years old,
But I can’t fuck because of the oath I told.
But for now I’d love to suck husband Joseph,
I cannot stay a virgin until the death.

[Pre-Chorus (Blue M)]
Woman, I’m gonna bring you to heaven,
And create the pleasure in you,
We have so many days to create, seven,
Will be born the messiah of jews

[Chorus (Prézli)]
I hate this fucking lack of sex, I do,
Because I am a woman with needs too.
So let’s make the blessed boy, who will set us free,
Be physical, put a pine tree leaf in me
[Chorus (Blue M)]
I love the human women, I do,
That’s why I created them, that’s true.
But don’t tell me, I’m just a horny hog,
So let the pine tree leaf prick you, the dog.

prézli - Pointed Birches

Album: Holy Shit (EP)
Status: non-single
Written by: nestee & Blue M
Release date: 11/25/2012

[Verse 1]
Feels so good being bad
Especially at Christmas time
At the night I get awkwardly mad
But let your sparkler be mine
This is the day we share love
Getting together and celebrate
Our presents tying us up
Boy, advent is over, I can’t wait

[Chorus]
Come here my dirty Claus
Come here, use your paws
Your candy stick is amazing
Makes the candles blazing
Maybe I no longer able to go to the churches
I only love Christmas with Santa’s hard pointed birches

prézli - Gimme My Present

Album: Holy Shit (EP)
Status: non-single
Written by: Blue M & nestee
Release date: 11/25/2012

[Verse 1]
My mouth’s so clean, vagina’s bored
No wonder, who needs to get scored
I’m so hungry, baby I can’t wait
Hunger games is what you just made

[Pre-Chorus]
What I want, what I really want
Is sex as a Christmas present from you
What I got, what I got
Desire to have orgasm with you

[Chorus]
Gimme my present
Why don’t you want me so much?
Why don’t you wanna feel my touch?
Why don’t you (Ah) come inside me?
But please gimme your weenie
Why don’t you wanna taste the best?
Fuck me right now, fuck me fast!
Why don’t you (Ah) come inside me?
But please gimme your weenie

prézli - Santa (I Love You)

Album: Holy Shit (EP)
Status: non-single
Written by: nestee & Blue M
Release date: 11/25/2012

[Intro]
Oooh
Santa-santa-santa Claus is coming to town
Oooh
Santa-santa-santa Claus is ready to take me down

Santa-ah, I love you

[Verse 1]
He is the only one, he gives me everything,
They say he has bad birches, but those are dicks to me.
He has 9 reindeers and magical elves,
He’s fuckin’ more than a fatty old man
Some people wish some chocolate
And I wish something else to eat
No candies, just a birch, please
Teach me how to be a good bitch,
A fucking hot witch

[Chorus]
Met him in the smutty chimney
He showed me the children’s gifts,
I let him in the butt of mine,
So good, he has brought hot wine.

prézli - Carol of Bitches (feat. Blue M & nestee)

Album: Holy Shit (EP)
Status: promotional single
Written by: Blue M & nestee
Release date: 11/25/2012

[Intro (nestee)]
Santa Claus is coming to town
He got some gifts that make me frown
Bright jewels with a beautiful gown
All these stuffs just get me drown.
How the hell can you do this to me?
Is this a try to buy my love with money?
No need to get me a smart phone baby
There is no app for a Christmas tree
Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee
Light the way to the people who can’t see

[Verse 1 (prézli)]
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Follow Jesus to hell,
Christmas is about gifts, there’s nothing else to tell.
Love is not the point now,
And doesn’t matter how,
But I just want my gifts and a full night to chow.

[Pre-Chorus (prézli)]
An iPhone,
The philosopher’s stone,
I own everything known,
A gold throne.

[Chorus (Choir)]
Jesus Christ didn’t teach us to buy fucking gifts,
Just because it’s Christmas, you give us your shit.
Holiday is for shops, they get the profit,
Oh-oh-oh-oh
There are two exercises at the Advent time,
To make a lot of gifts, and find a place for mine.
These motherfuckers don’t know what’s love and fine.
Oh-oh-oh-oh