prézli - Something Ate My Boyfriend

Album: Be My Sex Machine (2013)
Status: 3d single
Written by: Blue M
Release date: 04/01/2013 (song)
                      05/25/2013 (single)

[Verse 1]
Went on a trip about a month ago
He said no, but I wanted to go
So we travelled to Africa
To the hot and dry savannah.
Lived in a flat, had sex every night
But once I went walking in moonlight
When I went back he wasn’t there
I was tired, I didn’t care

[Pre-Chorus]
But when I woke up it was like a nightmare
I could see his meat and his blood everywhere
I screamed and everyone came into our flat
The nigga boys said, it was a “Balliet”

[Chorus]
Something ate my boyfriend
So I sit here and I just cry
I can’t fuck with a gorilla
So please get me a new guy

[Verse 2]
Couldn’t find his body, only in small parts
I went and murdered all the leopards,
I took revenge for my lover
Because I am such a great girl

[Pre-Chorus]
I still can see his face when I am asleep
Fighting against a lion, he is so weak
I see a leopard’s fangs in his body
I wake up screaming: Run for your life, honey!

[Chorus]
Something ate my boyfriend
So I sit here and I just cry
I can’t fuck with a gorilla
So please get me a new guy

[Bridge]
Anyway, how was he so fucking lame?
Being a wild leopard’s midnight game
If it was me, I would fight against it,
It’s his fault that I can’t fuck now – shit!

[Chorus]
Something ate my boyfriend
So I sit here and I just cry
I can’t fuck with a gorilla
So please get me a new guy
Something ate my boyfriend
So I sit here and I just cry
I can’t fuck with a gorilla
So please get me a new guy